Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

magical pinky twist

when a man shoves his pinky into his penis hole and twists it aggressively whilst singing hello by adele

"you should have seen the way i done the magical pinky twist last night on ben"

by bensboyfriend May 5, 2023

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.

Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

Magic-sensitive

A person who is sensitive to magic and is able to feel it in their surroundings and "use" it by for example talking to animals.

Person 1: "I heard Bartholomew can talk to butterflies somehow."
Person 2: "Wow, thats weird. I bet he is magic-sensitive."

by PepeBlade September 17, 2022

Gray Magic

The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.

The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.

by BadAnnie March 17, 2021