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would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.
30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.
by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011
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John henry

John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.
John Henry loves Amara star

John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt
by Thegirljohnhenryloves June 19, 2023
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John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”
by bry2022 February 21, 2020
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John Tyler

a guy so in love with a girl he cant live without her. he loves her so much hed do anything for her
man hes fallen for her like a john tyler
by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020
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John dean

A phsycopathic freak with an embarrassing trim and bad taste in women
Your a proper John dean aren’t u
by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018
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Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.
Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.
by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019
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Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
by PortalDM March 11, 2019
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