lunenburg moment

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.

-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.

by mckat May 3, 2018

Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020

bruh moment

Used to describe a extremely awkward, ironic, odd, or un-explainable moment in time.

Eric:"hey Darren i just saw a hedgehog on the road so i waited for 3 hours for it to move and then i realized it was a pine cone"
Darren: "bruh moment"

by god of all memes December 1, 2019

Botox Moment

When you experience something where you 1) don't know how to react; or 2) don't want to let your true feeling show.

It was a Botox Moment when my ex came out of the closet. I did NOT see that coming.

by SofiKnows October 9, 2011

dammit moment

A short but embarassing moment in which something completely unexpected and bad happens to you.

I had a really bad dammit moment when my girlfriend and I were hooking up and my mom sent me an annoying text message while my phone was on. Anither dammit moment happened when I farted while we were having anal sex.

by ifartedinbedlastnight January 22, 2012

Frank Moment

When someone gets turned into a literal hotdog link. Particularly when it happens to a psychopath.

Did you hear about that serial killer who got turned into a hot dog? Total Frank moment dude.

by frankmomentdude July 15, 2022

Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023