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idiocracy 

A satirical film directed by Mike Judge released in 2006 starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph in which <spoilers> Joe Bauers (Wilson), an Army librarian, is judged to be absolutely average in every regard, has no relatives, has no future, so he's chosen to be one of the two test subjects in a top-secret hibernation program. He and hooker Rita (Rudolph) were to awaken in one year, but things go wrong and they wake up instead in 2505. By this time, stupid people have outbred intelligent people; the world is (barely) run by morons--and Joe and Rita are the smartest people in America
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Idiocracy yet?
Guy #2: Go away, I'm batin'!
idiocracy by e.ogas May 19, 2007
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Idioteque 

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.
I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.
Idioteque by Matt June 3, 2003
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(n).
1. Any action performed by an idiot or in an idiotic manner.
2. State of being for any idiot.
Though the internet is amazing, there tend to be gaping cesspools of utter idiocy.
idiocy by Koma April 15, 2005

Call of Duty fan-idiots 

A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.

Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.

Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.
Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.

Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd

Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.

survival of the idiots 

An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.
The Donner Party, survival of the idiots
Something all too common on the internet.
Bob- There are too many idiots on the internet!
Karen- That explains why there's so much idiocy on www.urbandictionary.com
idiocy by Brian Audly April 27, 2006

idiotspeak 

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.
iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...