Ghetto Eggs

when nigga makes eggs with milk in the microwave

Ex. Nigga Eian what are you making some ghetto eggs

by Ratchetpost April 9, 2020

Ghetto Stapling

a verb used when you use your hands to staple something together instead of using the actually stapler because you either dont have one or it is broken

If your dont have a stapler, you have to stapling something, and you have staples, wut do u do? Ghetto Stapling!!

by That Guy O.o April 4, 2009

ghetto-whip

An improvised make-shift weapon consisting of a salvaged power-cord with the plug end used to injure an opponent and twirled around the head in a menacing manner.

Jerry used his ghetto-whip to fend off an unruly band of niggers.

by Paulytaz December 11, 2018

Ghetto Stance

The widest available stance on a snowboard, usually accompanied by baggy pants.

Saw some dude at the hill rocking some baggy pants and a really ghetto stance.

by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011

Ghetto mac

1. Boxed mac and cheese made w water instead of milk and butter, because dairy products are expensive, dammit
2. Boxed mac and cheese w a can of tuna mixed in to make it more filling

Also known as: jank n cheese, Kraft Dinner of Sadness

"All I have money for is a generic box of mac and cheese. This should still work with water right?"
"Don't laugh, I have literally had so little money I lived off of ghetto mac for 1 month"

by MissHel91 November 3, 2018

ghetto wolverine

It's when you're in a bar fight and you use a broken bottle in each hand to defend yourself.

This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!

Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.

by blockhead428 May 13, 2012

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017