Asian Fighting Pussy

A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.

This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.

In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.

This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.

You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy

by Kinkster.org July 13, 2015

Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

figher

Refusing to use the spell check on one's word-processing software, either due to overconfidence in one's own abilities, lack of time before an essay deadline or plain stupidity.

Dave: "Aren't you going to spell check your paper before you hand it in to Professor Laird?"
Mitch: "No time dude, gonna go figher on this one."

by skabtee May 10, 2011

Flight 370

The flight I wish you took.

You: "Hey Anon, what flight should I take?"
Me: "Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
You: "Ok, thanks!"

by MalaysiaAirlinesFlightMH370 May 12, 2014

fighter

Fighter is a proud student of the great Knight; Vargus. In Fighter's Camp '86, he mastered the 12 ZodiaKenshido sword styles. Unfortunately, he failed the class and met Black Mage therefore making Black Mage's life living heck. He is now used as BM's meatshield, loyal companion, and idiot. Fighter does whatever he can to make Black Mage happy, but he always ends up making him angry.

To this day, Fighter continues struggle to perfect Sword-Chucks, two swords attached by a chain.

Fighter is a lovable moron with a heart of gold and the brain of a Sword-Chuck. His deity is Dr. Swordopolis; the very incarnation of sword.

Fighter used two-fisted monkey style attack on a horde of hideous monsters after attempting (and failing) to remember what Vargus had taught him about what to do in an identical situation.

by froofmyster April 20, 2004

fighting in the alps

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.

Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.

by xmalefic June 25, 2007

Chicken fighting

Chicken Fighting is when a girl uses a mans shoulders for sexual stimulation

Molly went to the river to go Chicken Fighting with Rider

by Elizaaaaa__ June 29, 2017