Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.

He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.

by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023

Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad

I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.

by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021

DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.

My dad left but that just means had to go and find him

by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021

Sarah Dad Fit

The curious tendency of male and females to be more attracted to a girls father. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the dad is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Did you see sarahs dad yesterday? So hot.

Guy2: ye, man. Sarah dad fit.

Guy1: Hell yes. Sarah’s Dad Syndrome my friend.

by Gg12382 November 10, 2022

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 1, 2022