pretentiously cool slut

a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty

dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.

dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.

dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.

by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005

too cool for facebook

People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.

Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?

Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook

Mark: Whatever...loser

by top rat April 11, 2010

too cool for words

Commonly known as Bree.
One who is unbelievably awesome and cannot be compared to anyone else.

I cannot believe you just did that! You are so too cool for words!

by Bree April 6, 2004

Really Cool Guy

An otherwise dull and uninteresting person who freely share cocaine with people free of any sexual expectation or subtext.

He's described as a "Really Cool Guy" at the party but beyond the fact that he carries cocaine around just to get attention he is really not very interesting at all.

by La Nacho Libre September 13, 2011

cool beans

Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.

The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"

The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Cool Story Bro

A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".

Cool story bro.

by coolstorybro123456 February 22, 2011

Cool Kid

A kid who is cool, like Connor.

'I like that cool kid Connor, hes cooler than all the n1gg4s in the world!'

by Some Gay Ass Nigger December 2, 2016