Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020

Free Cheesing

When you cum on a girl's pussy, let it solidify and then a different girl eats it off.

Woman 1: You better be free cheesing me tonight.
Man 1: I definitely will, just call up your friend.

by D0nald.Duckie December 22, 2020

cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021