Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.

Look at the i candy in this picture

by pervertsquid February 10, 2022

Candy

Something sweet or sour that is most of the time rapped in a colorful paper. If not, it's maybe in a small plastic bag. Everybody ate one before, I'm sure.

Examples: "Mmm! That candy tastes so good!" said the little girl. I happily ate the candy that my granny gave me. The candy tasted amazing.

by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022

Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.

That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.

by TILR16 March 17, 2022

Cotton Candy Twizzler

Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it

I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!

by InstaAidennreynolds March 22, 2022

candies

just can these but in a different sentence

Hey are you gonna eat candies?
No, im on a diet. why?
Candies nuts fit in your mouth

by zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad March 22, 2022

Candy Buffalo hunting

The act in two men ejaculating in each others (anus’s) and proceeding to butt spit into said (anus’s)

Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo hunting”

by Anomaly clicker March 26, 2022