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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.
You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.
by J dolls bill May 27, 2025
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Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.
"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."
by troll2009 June 7, 2025
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canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
by true north thug April 17, 2024
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Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024
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Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024
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