coughuck

a nasty, trailer-park-trash, ho that coughs incessantly during sex due to decades of smoking.

Pronounced: Cough-fuck

dude1: i saw you with your mom yesterday at the mall.

dude2: my mom's on vacation.

dude1: who was that old nasty chick with her arm around you?

dude2: oh, that was just some coughuck i hooked up with at the 7/11 yesterday.

dude1: oh dude... have you showered yet?

by DavidS October 11, 2006

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Coughy

Something that causes you to cough.
something that resembles a cough, or looks/tastes/smells like a cough.

"amy! do you smoke in here?? this place is so coughy!"

"dude, when i kissed her, i started getting all coughy.. it was weird."

"ew, this coffee tastes coughy."

by vaginal blood crystal diary September 19, 2010

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coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011

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couch argument

A fierce and unresolved argument between spouses/partners that ends up with one party sleeping on the couch.

"That argument that me and my husband had last night was so intense that it became a couch argument".

by Flyy4cat April 12, 2009

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couch-worrier

a person who sits on the couch, worrying about stuff, thinking that it will effect them, but never leave their house.

Guy 1: Dude, your brother is such a couch-worrier!
Guy 2: Hey, shut up! your dad is WAY more of one than my brother! he hasn't left your house for a week! He just sits on the couch watching CNN.

by 800 g September 11, 2009

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