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CATS driver

An operator of a Computer Aided Tendering Software. The computer system is used to estimate multimillion dollar projects.
Dang, your really churning out some hot estimates. Your such a CATS driver!
by John Holland July 31, 2006
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Turkey-Cat

A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008
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she cat

My cat is a she cat, a female
by Tigerpool February 24, 2014
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The Cat-Dog

The sexual act where both parties get into doggy position and the man pushes his dick backwards into his partner. Also known as reverse doggy.
Want to do the cat-dog?”
“Ew no I'm not getting ass to ass with you”
by Bitchybitchbitcherson September 25, 2019
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funny cat

That's one funny cat cow
by the jeff cow October 13, 2017
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Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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Archer Cat

The best rare cat you can get in my favorite game - Battle cats!!!!
Hey man, it's lucky that you got archer cat.
by ┬━┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) November 30, 2019
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