Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

foil candy

meth melted on aluminum foil ready to be smoked.

hey you kike! I'm tweaking on some foil candy!

by repeels June 6, 2011

Eye Candies

Eye Candies Plural As Gurlz That Look Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined

“Eye Candies As Ever Da Fav Typa Or Kinda Bishes Goonies Gettin’ ‘Em Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.

by Hzr April 21, 2021

Cotten Candy Clouds

A metaphor for sleeping.

“I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”

by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013