Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

Gay blanket

When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.

“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”

by Hay u March 19, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

Dirty blanket

When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.

Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.

When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.

I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.

by Deedav August 4, 2021

cookie blanket

yum

"Cookie blanket." "Yum!"

by humantrafficker September 26, 2021

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022