Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.
"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."
by Asiankuun December 14, 2018
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Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.
Anton the Asian only eats dogs
by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019
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South Asian Fluffernutter

When you head to Thailand for the ladyboys
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating
Remember when John gave that homeless guy 4 bucks to give Bill a South Asian Fluffernutter
by Big Boss (like from MGS) May 03, 2025
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Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.
“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
by Akazit June 03, 2024
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Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."
by WongtheRice January 22, 2024
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National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.
by Zukosgf101 March 03, 2024
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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 03, 2017
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