Antony Owen

Antony Owen is the bravest poet of our generation. He is so smart and funny and clever and sexy.

Who is that smart handsome man? Oh, that's Antony Owen!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Antony

A guy who plays for Manchester United and is the butt of many a joke because of how bad he is and the fact that he costed 100 million. In the 2023/24 season, he played 29 Premier League games and had a whopping 2 G/A while playing RW. He is mostly known for spinning with the ball and also for fucking things up out of nowhere.

Antony is 3 goals away from scoring a hat trick

by Untar la Manteca July 23, 2024

Antony

The best football player to ever grace a pitch. We are blessed to see him play.

"Who do you prefer, Messi or Ronaldo?"
"None of those frauds, the real GOAT is Antony"

by ElverGalarga47 August 5, 2024

Antony

The aura king and the goat. For example he has 80 appearances in 80 matches.If that's not crazy enough then if you put messi, ronaldo and antony in the same picture, the picture would have 13 ballon d'ors combined 😱😱😱😱

1: hey bro did you watch man united play today?
2: nah bro it's cuz erik ten hag benched the goat antony
1: yeah 😔

by Pessidoggyispinished August 17, 2024

Antonymofhollowcheeks

That short clapped Greek friend of yours

have you kept up your mew streak, I want hollow cheeks like Aidan. No I have Antonymofhollowcheeks syndrome like Kiren Reyne Mihael

by Lkuchinad March 26, 2024

Antony

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ANTONY:BEST MAN ON THE PlANET, NOT GAY, GIGACHAT

by THE HOTTEST, SEXIEST SKIBIDI April 23, 2024

Anthoney

Anthoney. He comes off as funny, actually he really doesn’t, he just wants to. He seeks an exuberant amount of attention that he lacks at home unless it’s his mother telling him he’ll be a football player (he won’t). He believes every girl is in love with him and you can never see his eyebrows.

“Yo you heard what happened to Anthoney”
“What?”
“He fell out of his chair and broke 10 bones in his body!”

by malibercal45 February 16, 2025