Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night

Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021

Jordan

You can take him out of the ghetto, but you cannot take the ghetto out of him.

“Jordan lives in the suburbs but thinks he’s too hood to use the proper ‘you’re’.”

by amxntee January 21, 2021

Jordan

A n word for white ppl don’t use it tho

Hey Jordan

Shut up nigg-

by m0ranaa April 8, 2021

Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate

“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”

by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014

Angelina Jordan

Angelina Jordan born 10 January 2006) is a Norwegian singer whose audition for the 2014 season of Norway's Got Talent at the age of seven, singing "Gloomy Sunday" in the style of Billie Holiday, became a viral video online and brought her worldwide press coverage.1 She went on to win the competition at the age of eight with her performance of George Gershwin's "Summertime". Since then, she has worked to raise money on behalf of environmental causes and various children's charities. She always performs barefoot, after befriending a young shoeless girl and giving her shoes to her. Jordan later wrote a book about the experience Jordan has released multiple digital singles and EPs, and one full-length album called It's Magic. She appeared on the first season of Little Big Shots in 2016, and the second season of America's Got Talent: The Champions in 2020, where her cover version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" brought her much attention.
Jordan has lived in the United States since 2018. In August 2020, it was announced that she has signed with Republic Records.2 Her first single under that label, "Million Miles", was released in November 2020.3 Occupation
Singer
Instruments
Vocalspianoguitar
Years active
2014–present
Labels
Republic Records

Angelina Jordan Is Pretty

by Nick LaRoy June 14, 2025