Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

WEED

The OG way of going to heven and hell

Once whesly said"you want some weed"

by Demon slayer 661 November 1, 2018

Weed Flask

Another word for a dugout

That’s a cute weed flask

by Skunkfag May 28, 2018

Weed

A green herb you smoke and then see rainbows and other weird crap

I smoke so much weed today I'm higher than heaven

by Agreenybot December 17, 2019

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021