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Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020
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text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
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Text Back

The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.
by Kitolada May 31, 2021
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kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
by Hacquer September 20, 2022
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.
text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.
by from another generation August 20, 2013
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