turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.

Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"

by Cre8Art January 29, 2014

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

turkey-boysted

state a penis is in when wet and erected

"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"

by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017

Turkey

The name of a country that couldn’t decide whether it’s east or west, obsessed with cats, tea, smoking and big breakfasts.

Hey let’s go to Turkey and have a two-hour breakfast and then smoke a pack of cigarettes.

by Yeni Cherry October 11, 2025

Turkey

-To have a big booty or to be packing

“Damn, that’s a lot of turkey”

by Themeatgobbler May 18, 2025

Turkey Nugget

The act of sliding a man's balls into your anus during sex

"Yeah dude, I got that Turkey Nugget action last night."

by ShickenNuggins November 1, 2021