Kevin

a kevin is a minion

wow, there’s kevin, my favorite minion!

by LOSKSKSKZKSKSJENDNNDN December 16, 2021

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Kevin King

An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions

Kevin King keeps shooting me down

by Bendavis12344 April 24, 2020

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A mystique character. Extremely sexy. Can often be overly-feminine. Some Kevin’s may even be labeled flamboyant or even homosexual. Kevin’s tend to be rather witty, intelligent, kind, down-to-earth, hard-working men. Kevin is very shy, but the life of the party. His dark outer demeanor may come off cocky, but he’s the polar opposite. Has a deep love for his family/friends, arts, cooking, sports, music and craftsmanship. He’s a huge softie, with a geeky side. But only his close friends know of his nerdy side. His presence captures those who sets eyes on him. His smile and laugh just makes you melt. You can trust him with your darkest secrets, and they’ll never escape his lips. He’s a beautiful god of sex with an aura calmer than ocean waves. Often scared of non-scary things, a Kevin can be quite the scary-cat. But, don’t tempt him. His sweet smile and kindness can quickly turn violent. But don’t worry, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Kevin protects those he loves and even any stranger in his path. Don’t cross him, because you might mess up your chances with him. You can’t help but to stare into his eyes and his beautiful lips. He has a way with nature, children, loves football, sports, and manly stuff. He’s loyal, extremely honest and won’t waste time setting the record straight. He’s a fighter for what’s right. You don’t want to lost a friend named Kevin. Trust me, Kevin’s totally worth it. I just love my Kevin.

“Kevin is such a boy toy!”
“Have you seen his smile? Ugh- Kevin is just so dreamy!”

by Tigerlover85 January 28, 2022

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