Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
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Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned
Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned
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"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
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"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"
"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"
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