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My Furry Protogen

My Furry Protogen is a game on steam where all i wanna do is crack juno sooooooooo hardddddddd 🤤 and also like its a pretty interesting story and i would still crack juno 🤤
Bro you got to try My Furry Protogen. Juno is such a interesting and fuckable character!
by gooservz July 29, 2025
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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On my dih

When someone keeps dragging on something about you or wont let it go
Man Jamal is on my dih about when I fell yesterday.
by MyDudesInTheBackIsSCREAMING August 1, 2025
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My beautiful goat

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.
She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.
by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025
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Chafed my Vagina

When something (the same something) continually happens that is irritating/annoying
It really chafed my vagina when people cut me off in traffic.
by OGVaginaChafer August 2, 2025
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Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.
Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!
by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025
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