J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

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Beyond My Paygrade

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

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I'm on the phone with my wisdom

by SexyCaramel February 09, 2023

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Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

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very fat n juicy and its so wet and pretty.

" damn my pussy fat "

by coochiepowder January 26, 2022

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OMS or Oh My Shot is another form of saving oh my jesus christmas when someone does something wrong/dumb or they say something dumb you say OMS

Friend takes a shot on goal but launches it over the net

Me: Oh my shot brodeh that shot was coch that shit flew to ecuador

by Cocofromthe8 January 28, 2020

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When someone imagining a people and the people start rebelling in their mind. *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

Mukhtiar : *Imagining Akbar*
Akbar : :333333
Mukhtiar : *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

by Naufalicious December 01, 2024

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