Pissy Dick

When a male that is drunk randomly whips out his dick and pisss anywhere for example you house wall. Then piss on himself in the process and don’t know.. That’s a Pissy Dick.

Look at Pissy Dick Dom. Girl last night let me tell you about this Pissy Dick..

by Don-Chuck October 13, 2018

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

your dick

is small

your dick is small *dab*

by amfibean frogo October 14, 2018

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Victim Dick

A person that manipulates you into changing something you can’t

Person 1: That guy Is such a dick but he’s playing the victim

Person 2: He’s a Victim Dick

by D.d.d. October 15, 2018

dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Dick

You

Me:” I’m a dick.”

by Kingybo October 19, 2018