A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job
Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"
by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018
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His religion believe that everything physical such as a chair or knife is a sin to use.. even a sin to touch.
They also believe that the medical system kills off people deliberately.
This religion was named and created by Daniel L.
It currently has basically no followers.
His religion believe that everything physical such as a chair or knife is a sin to use.. even a sin to touch.
They also believe that the medical system kills off people deliberately.
This religion was named and created by Daniel L.
It currently has basically no followers.
You call people in this religion dick heads.
Example.:
Ben: Oh hey ! Are you a dick head?
Daniel: sure am! You?
Ben: I’m Christian, I’m not a dickhead.
Daniel: you need to become a dickhead.
Example.:
Ben: Oh hey ! Are you a dick head?
Daniel: sure am! You?
Ben: I’m Christian, I’m not a dickhead.
Daniel: you need to become a dickhead.
by MC4ben May 7, 2025
Get the DICK HEAD mug.a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
by LewDGreat January 5, 2021
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