Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Suck my balls

Some body is sucking your balls

Lololooloololooloolololoolo

Suck my balls tummy

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

double my ducks

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.

by CoolCat888 September 8, 2016

My love

A person who knows you so well they get you marvolour creations chocolate and a mug to drink your fave tea from. This person Is your other half, a person you can’t bear to live without!

My love, would you pass me the coral cup so I can drink some lemon green tea while I read this card?

by Defonotbeingforcedtowritethis July 23, 2021

Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more

“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”

by Pluvia May 27, 2024

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

On my mama forehead

When someone is being dead ass

Fredo: “you being for real?”
Jaimere: “yes, on my mama forehead”

by Fredo2time November 4, 2019