dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

dick stan

Can be a part of stan twt or any fandom but this person is a soft stan most of the time, but when provoked, is hard as fuck

"When I see Park Jimin,,i'm usually soft but holy fuck when I saw his thighs i busted a nut"
"Dude,,,you're a fucking dick stan,,"

by Xishow August 17, 2017

Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass

Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....

by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017

dicks cunt

Dicks cunt is another way of saying "suck shit" or "sucks to be you"

Guy 1: girlfriend ate the last of the chicken.

Guy 2: hahah dicks cunt

by Itzboobabeey August 23, 2017

Bushel of Dicks

Aaron Douglas from Battlestar Galactica and The Lizzie Maguire movie

My wife was acting like a real bushel of dicks today.

by ADLover August 23, 2017