hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

my man

ur man

my man is my man

by anonymous March 29, 2022

my digital escape

The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.

Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."

by oliveoillllllllll February 3, 2024

My love<3

A person that you feel very affectionate for and you think are beautiful -Alex :

Hey I want you to meet someone I care deeply about.

Who?

My love<3

by YesimAlex November 6, 2021