Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Get the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug. Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Get the Side with my parentsmug. “ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.
by 🫥me she March 26, 2022
Get the I just burnt my selfmug. Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.
by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023
Get the I love my boyfriend! :3mug. by big rizzler June 29, 2024
Get the stick your skibidi in my gyattmug. by Gutburger March 26, 2024
Get the scream in my elbowmug. by Devilish_Crown June 17, 2022
Get the My knees hurtmug.