Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.

Why would you do that you fucking Ass French Fry .

by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018

Ass

Something men crave and women try to make bigger. Or a donkey

Nice ass

by Gunshipsmangshop June 14, 2018

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018

Starbucks Ass

A female that wears leggings to make her ass look bigger

She got a starbucks ass

by DLest June 17, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018