Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
by Jen!:) June 11, 2022
by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!
2 guys
guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!
guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!
guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
by blahhhhh69 July 15, 2013
Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".
nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
by oawerhg_god July 31, 2021
A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.
A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
by hodgepodger January 22, 2021