Noo My Pods!

When a boy has airpods in his ear, and his girl (or sexual partner of choice) takes them out and smushes them into a fine paste/powder. It is then dropped all over the boy and then he is vacuumed up, which then he is launched into the air into the sexual partners breasts. It continues on from there...

Some Bitch: Are you ready for your dih to be sucked?
Guy: Hell yeah! *listening to some shitty music like femtanyl or something*
*then she takes the pods out of his ears and crushes them*
Guy: Noo My Pods!

by 98crobins August 14, 2025

Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Skibidi gyatt on my rizzler

That rizzy glizzy

Skibidi gyatt on my rizzler with the fanum tax while ts pmo

by Potatomandiddy August 21, 2025

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025