dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis

look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.

by endangereddingus May 24, 2024

Strong Dick

To long dick something with authority. With power as well as speed.

I straight strong dicked that pussy.

by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020

A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad

“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 02, 2020

guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 15, 2015

Mog Dick

A man who's penis looks like the penis of a dogs. Most common in white men.

Mog=Man+Dog

I fucked Tyler last night when I was tripping, he had major mog dick.

by Diarrhea Mann August 18, 2021

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 02, 2020