In my head

It isn't that.
Hym "It isn't in my head you want you to be able to take the rights of people who are a threat to your kids and you don't have a mechanism for that so instead you are doing this. I am turning this into a mechanism for me to get out. That is happening. You're not stopping. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not giving up a single right. My first purchase when I get my money will be a gun. I'm not talking to a shrink. It doesn't FEEL like anything. You just don't want to have to acknowledge the extent to which what is happening is actually. I'm not changing anything."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
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My Goodness

Beautiful, sexy, smart, MILF
Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS
by Possum Top June 25, 2021
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eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)
This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!
by Big daddy van November 10, 2021
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Rage My Professor

Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".
I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!

I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023
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you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)
big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex
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my muck

referring to a mans cum.
“went out last night, brought a girl home and chucked my muck up her”
by elliehainesxxx June 03, 2019
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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.
I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day
by stephani_pie_ February 08, 2023
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