urban dictionary

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit

Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple?
Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary
Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit?
Guy 2: Oh...

by Retarded Turtle December 10, 2017

Urban Lexicon

The Urban Lexicon is a subsection of vocabulary, words and expressions within the English language that are reserved solely for elite members of society.

Those well versed in the Urban Lexicon are familiar with the most obscure and absurd ideas and thoughts imaginable since these absurdities can only be expressed through the superior means the Urban Lexicon provides compared to the regular lexicon the common folk possess. Proficiency in the Urban Lexicon is considered the epitome of high culture.

Immigration Officer: If you want to give your children the best opportunity to excel in our society then I suggest you read them at least ten entries from Urban Dictionary every night to bolster their Urban Lexicon.

Immigrant: I shall heed your advice since I wish for my children to become fully assimilated into your culture. I will abandon my own language and fully devote myself to the teaching of the Urban Lexicon to my children. Thank you for your kindness.

by Jamis89 March 19, 2011

urban dictionary

This website.

You should know what Urban Dictionary is. It's this fuckin website

Johnny is addicted to Urban Dictionary.

by MergieMergason May 15, 2016

Urban Campaigning

When you come to Urbandictionary.com and flood the site with stupid definitions about Mitt Romney or Barrack Obama as if anyone's vote hinges on your so-called wit.

The Urban Campaigning after every debate left the editors with a veritable shitstorm of asinine definitions to sort through which, while funny and sometimes even true, are generally worthless and unoriginal. I know, because I am one.

by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012

Urban Dick

Person who brags to others about getting their submissions posted on Urban Dictionary.

O: Haha my post was excepted and your's wasn't..
S: Wow.. what an Urban Dick...

by That kid over there.... February 24, 2009

Urban Pricktionary

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.

Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup

by tit tit tit May 16, 2011

urban-outdoorsman

The politically correct term for a "Bum" or anyone exihibiting inveterate homelessness. Synonymous with "Urban-Dweller."

That guys not a Vet, just your run of the mill urban-outdoorsman.

by tammyfay October 20, 2009