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United States 

With a gross domestic product of 13.5-13.7 trillion dollars, the united states is the most monetarily successful country in the world at present time. Traditionally a capitalist society, the United States thrives on the buying and selling of goods and services between private enterprise and business, and not through heavy taxation or government legislation and intervention, such as our neighbor to the north as well as many of the European Union nations. In the United States, the citizens are not FORCED to be held personally responsible for the hospitalization and healthcare costs of those who offer absolutely nothing to society. Due to that, we are not FORCED to wait on average 4 months to see a specialist once diagnosed with a disease (a study calculated by the Frasier Institute of Canada). also unlike our neighbors to the north, who's physicians must deal with absolutely EVERYONE.

Unlike the ignorant impressions of American healthcare by most Canadians, Americans with any sort of decent job have health insurance financed by the companies they work for, in most cases at no cost to the end user. At the other end of the spectrum, the poor/misfortunate/unemployed in America also have access to free healthcare in the form of charity hospitals and free clinics, who's turnaround time is about on par with the services enjoyed by ALL Canadians.

With a population of 304 million people, the United States is the 3rd most populous nation in the world, behind P.R.China, and India.

Though the popular and convenient thing as of late is to mock and insult the United States for their inflated military budget, the gross emasculation of the U.N. member states' military, as well as many third world welfare states, have increasingly left the rest of the world completely dependent on the United States to act as their muscle, or police in some scenarios due to lax or lazy, even paricitical practices of said nations.

A true nation of immigrants, the melting pot of the United States is made of of large groups of Africans, as well as African Americans, Aleut, American Indians, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Spanish, Irish, Italian, Mexican, Norwegian, Puerto Rican. As well as smaller, though still sizable populations of Chinese, Cuban, Dominican, Filipino, French Canadian, Hawaiian, Japanese, Polish, and Portuguese.

While the United States is often typified as being much more violent than other first-world countries (and in some places this is true) on a national level, the difference is as little as 2-3 homicides per 100k people in Canada, as opposed to 5-6 per 100k in America. Not a huge difference. Also notable is that London, England, where firearms are essentially illegal, is often equaling the murder rate of the often murder capital of the U.S. ( New Orleans, LA) Where firearms are most certainly not illegal to law-abiding citizens.
The United States... Not perfect, but not bad ;)
United States by Hassell May 11, 2008
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Manchester United fans 

isis is made out of Manchester United fans and Manchester city fans
When somebody is actually cooler than ya mum.
And they go around and sit on crazy chairs.
And they shout unit at each other like 50 cent.
And They have a special hand action.
And throw hadoukens at people.
And speak in Jerry Jackson tone...I rate like that
Yo you iz from da unitz yeah!
You iz Z unit
A unit
And C Unit yeahh!
unitz by Zoe Unittttt October 30, 2007

unitooth 

A freakish row of teeth that, like a unibrow, seems to consist of a single mass of unbroken, tooth-like substance when a person smiles. Akin to a mouthguard made with a single, gigantic tooth.
I am sick of seeing Tiger Woods and his ridiculous unitooth on TV all the time.
unitooth by swagv January 7, 2010

Unitasking 

What mothers, sales clerks and admin assistants have absolutely no possibility of ever trying. Ever.
Emma: Can you hold on a sec please, I'm trying to concentrate on this email to the president you asked me to compose.

Emma's boss: What? You think I pay you to sit around unitasking?!? I want all eight of these things done right now! Yesterday, in fact!
Unitasking by Veranda Collingwood January 13, 2013

United Statesian 

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
United Statesian by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

Losers United 

a cool band that's awesome. from cbms. 4 guys r in it.
bands, matt good, dave schatt
Losers United by Matt Good November 18, 2003