Turtle

One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.

"Cmon turtle, we gotta buy some more Revlon"

by William Reyenoso April 20, 2004

turtle

A Palestinian who sings reggae.

There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.

by Keshiki October 25, 2004

turtle doving

Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.

You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?

Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.

by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

Turtle Bunny

A woman with a very attractive Body, but a less than desireable face.

That guys girlfriend is a Turtle Bunny

by R1ch1e January 23, 2008

The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010