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Turkey Jowls

That old goon got turkey jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in
“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey
by Blueface69 October 21, 2019
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Turkey

The large bird you eat on thanksgiving to satisfy your hunger.
Eat some turkey!
by Haha suckers October 24, 2019
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Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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