An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022
Get the Heard Turdmug. What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
by DannyDingo May 29, 2009
Get the turd fightmug. by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008
Get the turd sculptingmug. The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008
Get the Turd Tacomug. There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
Get the paint a turd pinkmug. An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022
Get the Amber Turd Alertmug. Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.
Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"
Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"
Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"
by pooneggler January 13, 2010
Get the Turd Gurglermug.