When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
by Death Dragon January 28, 2011
by large anal beads November 10, 2013
South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!
by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016
The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
by John-John Falacoos April 27, 2008
There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
by denversolo November 14, 2010