Turd Welding

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

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Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
by Death Dragon January 28, 2011
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turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine
Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.
by large anal beads November 10, 2013
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Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!
" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "
by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016
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Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.
by John-John Falacoos April 27, 2008
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paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017
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dude turd

A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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fuck turd

When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
by denversolo November 14, 2010
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