Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

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No. 1 source of Gen Alpha brainrot.

Cause of Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
The work of someone worse than fucking Satan himself.
Hell at another fucking level.
Shit even Satan himself is scared of.

Best way to have your IQ/amount of braincells skyrocket to the negatives.

Is he watching Skibidi Toilet!? No way he doesnt have negative IQ.
Watching Skibidi Toilet is worse than going to hell.

by Hozedron May 10, 2024

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the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

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Skibidi (toilet) / Škibidi

The word "Skibidi" originated from a scat singing verse of the song "Dom Dom Yes Yes" by Biser King and was popularized through a series of short form YouTube videos by user DaFuq!?Boom!. In linguistics it is commonly referred to as a nonsense word, because it conveys no actual meaning and is used solely for phonetic nicification, mostly sarcastically. Although it has no definite meaning, it can change that of a sentence and its effect varies slightly based on its context.

In the original version of the song it is pronounced as "Škibidi", which sounds like "Shkibidi"; this original pronunciation is found mostly in the Middle East and eastern Europe, though usually less frequently than the english adaption of it.

Aiden: "Have you seen the baddie that i bagged just yesterday man? She is FREAKY!"
Jermaine: "Damn bro, she fine as hell! You got that rizz, bro."
Aiden: "Skibidi rizz!"

Skibidi (Toilet) / Škibidi

by hirotrupp August 17, 2024

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Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever made. It is better than any show ever produced. The lore is so interesting and detailed. Skibidi toilet is the FUNNIEST cartoon ever made. It would make anyone laugh from just one episode. It is so sigma and ohio. Only sigmas watch it.

Sigma:I love skibidi toilet!
Beta:Skibidi toilet is so bad
Sigma:*Litteraly whips out the among us gun and kills him*
Beta:oh no I'm dead (skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever)

by The most rizzful sigma March 17, 2024

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