A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 3, 2020
Get the door-lachesmug. 
When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.
by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018
Get the One Door Syndromemug. Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
Get the door hogmug. A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."
*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"
by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022
Get the Slam that mf door if u want too !mug. by E yes February 15, 2020
Get the Springy doorsmug. A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
Get the Front Door Harrymug.