Bob the Angry Pedophile

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

by Lighammer June 18, 2009

That's too much. Bob!

Exclamation made when price of something is considered too costly for its value.

Originates from the TV Game Show Price is Right, hosted by Bob Barker.

Players will shout "That's too much!" or "That's too much. Bob!" when they have seen a price that is higher than the actual price of the car.

Synonyms: "I can't afford it.", "I would never pay that much.", "I am broke-ass", "I never pay retail."

Adam: How much is that Ferrari Enzo?
Bob: 1 Million Dolars.
Adam:That's too much. Bob!

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Adam: How much is that Whopper Jr?
Bob: 1 Dollar.
Adam: That's too much. Bob!

by T.J. June 17, 2006

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005

sex bob-omb

Pronounced "sex" and then someone stuttering on the word "bomb"; "sex bob-omb".

The name is a reference to "Bob-omb", a character from the Super Mario series and the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb."

A pretty bad, and not well-known, band that consists of Stephan Stills (vocals and guitar), Kat Pine (drums), and Scott Pilgrim (bass).

They have one fan/groupie: Knives Wong, a seventeen year old, chinese catholic school girl that is Scott's ex-girlfriend... Scott is five years older than her.

We are Sex Bob-omb, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!

by Cha, brahhh. (: August 14, 2010

Jay and Silent Bob

The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.

Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:

-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.

by Celeste A July 16, 2008

That's too much, Bob!

Used as a response to indicate something is too pricey, or excessive, this phrase is an awesome reply to almost anything.

Origin: That's Too Much! is a game on The Price Is Right, played for a car. Prices are revealed in ascending order, and when the contestant believes a price is more than the price of the car, they are asked to shout "That's too much!"

Former host Bob Barker, the greatest game show host ever, would make contestants practice shouting, "That's too much, Bob!" before the game started.
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Madison (wearing a pink shirt on Wednesday, speaking to friend Buffy, who is also wearing a pink shirt, referring to Mean Girls attire):

"I wanted to wear my M charm, but I didn't want to go overboard. That's too much, Bob!"

by I love Aaron Samuels July 8, 2009