2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.

Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."

by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023

toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.

Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF

by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

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"let me watch Skibidi Toilet"
"hey kids, here's your-"
"SIGMA MEALS! SKIBIDI SLICERS!"

by N0T_S0ME1 April 20, 2024

Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Get on the Skibidi Toilet

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.

Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024