Thomas

A God-Like man who reaches his true form when referred to as The "Tomasi M" and unleashes his true powers of the MMMMMM. When in the Tomasi M form, he can do anything he sets his mind to.

Tomasi M, racking up the W's - Shaniqua TylerbeansThomas - 1969

by thembigolporkers December 7, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

sydney lucille thoma

person who is looking for a way to escape.

“My date is going terrible, can I sneak out the back?”
“whatever, sydney lucille thoma.”

by grilled cheese butt December 14, 2022

Thomas Southwood

The tiny little guy who annoys the hell out of u but u love him for it even if u want to smack him sometimes. Also i feel like i need to say this - hates the tories.

Thomas southwood is a pain in my arse.

by jejeejeeeee December 25, 2022

Thoma

The most seggsiest husband I have ever seen. Best malewife that can apply wet status on you any second!

Random person:Ugh thoma is so bbg

another random person: he's so seggsi that I felt the wet status on my underwear

by kittenforScara69 December 27, 2022

Thomas

... if your name is Thomas I don't care I'm not being nice to you. Your head looks like a fucking football and you need to be stopped. A Thomas would be annoying little fucks that just run around like monkeys. Dislike if you want it's the truth. P.s Thomas the Train Engine is the only valid Thomas

"Hey dude did you see Thomas"
"Yeah that guys a fucking wimp"

by MR. I am right December 29, 2022