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I.pet goat

famous video on youtube that reveales the truth of the whole world & how it's controlled by illuminati.it all starts with a crazy goat.it belongs to the weird side of youtube.
i watched "I.pet goat"& i found out the reality of the world we live in.
by what am i doing here August 16, 2017
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The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
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GOAT

1. Greatest of All-Time (G.O.A.T.)
2. Another term to use when talking about any of the following people: Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Tom Hanks, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley.
"Anyone who says Tom Brady is not the GOAT doesn't know football."
by AlphaDeltaXray1 March 6, 2019
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Goat

An acronym that means Greatest of all Them
Thanks for squeezing that lime in my beer, you're the goat.
by The Creator of GOAT January 12, 2019
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Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place
I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public
by Goatsssss January 15, 2019
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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 15, 2018
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