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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discoverymug. In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
Get the Acting like a granola barmug. Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
Get the Whammy Bar Statusmug. by Raven Birdperson December 6, 2016
Get the Garg-a-bar-gomug. When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
Get the Blue barsmug. Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
Get the Marg Bar SpongeBobmug. A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023
Get the bar ringmug.