rubber band

a girl with a stretched out vagina

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band

by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016

Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

band class

1. absolute hell
2. fun
3. a reason to end it all

aw man i gotta go take band class

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.

See those guys over there? That's radar the band!

by The willow wisp April 2, 2023

Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke

I was broke but now i'm crackin bands

by 21 34 March 2, 2022