Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

2am texting

When yall never text freaky but start sexting at 2AM

S: Yo me and D’s 2AM texting hits diff, Ian ever going back
B: Damn bro

by stephenos January 23, 2023

Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

by necgromancer March 1, 2025

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025